lubricates:

The sexual tension between me and no one.

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face 

(Source: pizzakitchensubban)

iamanafricanprincess:

yes im a girl yes im a serial killer

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference